Duval Street Biking: A Fun Ride or a One-Way Trip to Visit Dr. Jason Pirozzolo?
Biking down Duval Street in Key West sounds like a great idea. Fresh air, ocean breeze, and no need to fight for one of the few available parking spots on the entire island. But what no one tells you is that riding a bike on Duval takes the reflexes of a fighter pilot, the patience of a saint, and the agility of a circus performer. Local sports medicine physician specializing in non-surgical orthopedics, Dr. Jason Pirozzolo, examines countless injuries from bicycle accidents just like this scaphoid fracture.
Take Jake, a 32-year-old groomsman in town for a bachelor party. He and his friends thought renting bikes was a safe and responsible way to see the island. By the end of the night, Jake had a fractured wrist, a bruised ego, and a very personal understanding of why Duval Street can be a biker’s nightmare.
Duval Street: The Gauntlet No One Warned You About
Jake was leading his group of friends, weaving through a minefield of slow-moving tourists, golf carts appearing out of nowhere, and scooter drivers zipping around like they were auditioning for Fast & Furious: Key West Drift.
He was doing fine until he hit the trifecta of Duval chaos—a confused pedestrian, a parked golf cart, and a rogue Key West chicken that had no regard for his personal safety. It all happened so fast. A woman clutching a giant frozen margarita stepped into the street without looking. Jake swerved to avoid her and spotted the golf cart blocking his only escape route. He had one chance—keep going and hope the chicken would move.
The chicken did not move.
The Slow-Motion Disaster
Jake slammed the brakes, but his rented bike didn’t get the memo. His front tire stopped, but the rest of him kept going. He flew over the handlebars in full dramatic fashion, arms outstretched like he was diving for an Olympic gold medal in faceplanting.
When he hit the pavement, his right wrist took the impact. The pain was immediate. He rolled over, groaning in agony, while his friends did their best to be supportive.
“Dude. That was insane. I wish I got that on video.”
The woman with the margarita gasped and took a step back, spilling half her drink in the process.
The chicken? Completely unfazed. It strutted off like nothing had happened.
The Urgent Care Visit: “Yup, It’s Broken”
By the time Jake made it to urgent care, his wrist was swollen, and the reality had set in—this was not something he could just ‘walk off.’ After an X-ray, Dr. Pirozzolo confirmed what was already assumed. He had a scaphoid fracture, a break in one of the small wrist bones that’s notoriously stubborn when it comes to healing.
“The scaphoid is one of the easiest bones to break when you fall on an outstretched hand,” Dr. Jason Pirozzolo explained to him. “It’s also one of the most frustrating because it doesn’t have great blood supply, so if you don’t treat it properly, it can take forever to heal.”
Jake groaned, mostly because he realized this meant wearing a cast for the remainder of the trip. His dream of looking cool in bachelor party photos had officially been crushed, along with his wrist.
Why Duval Street is a Biker’s Nightmare
As an sports medicine physician, Dr. Pirozzolo has seen more than my fair share of bicycle-related injuries from visitors who thought riding around Key West would be relaxing. What they didn’t expect was the sheer level of chaos.
There are pedestrians walking like they’re on a leisurely sightseeing tour of their own imagination, wandering into the street at any moment. Tourists on scooters zooming past at full speed, unaware of the rules of the road or, frankly, physics. Cars creeping along at five miles per hour while their drivers scan for parking spots like a hunter stalking its prey.
And, of course, the famous Key West chickens. They own the streets. You? You’re just visiting.
Jake’s story is far from unique. Dr. Jason Pirozzolo has treated cyclists with broken collarbones, dislocated shoulders, road rash so bad it looks like they slid across a cheese grater, and more than a few sprained wrists from failed attempts at graceful dismounts.
How to Survive Biking on Duval (And Not End Up in Dr. Jason Pirozzolo’s Clinic)
If you’re dead set on biking through Key West, you need a strategy and to be careful.
First, respect the chickens. They do not fear you. They will not move. Adjust your path accordingly.
Second, assume that every pedestrian is about to step directly in front of you at the worst possible moment. If you think they see you, you are wrong. They are too busy debating whether to go to Sloppy Joe’s or Captain Tony’s for their next round of drinks.
Third, helmets are your friend. If you think helmets aren’t stylish, guess what is less stylish? Getting stitches in your forehead after going headfirst into a parked golf cart.
Fourth, if you’ve been drinking, just take a Lyft. Drunk biking is not a safer alternative to drunk driving. In fact, it might be worse, not to mention it is illegal. At least in a car, you have seat belts, airbags, and a sober driver. On a bike? It’s just you, gravity, and whatever body part hits the pavement first.
Jake’s Takeaway: Stick to Walking
After getting his wrist immobilized, Jake had a new appreciation for the hazards of Duval Street. “Next time, I’m skipping the bike and just walking. I feel like that’s a little safer.”
Dr. Jason Pirozzolo nodded. “Safer, yes. But watch out for the scooters.”
If you or someone you know has a bike-related injury in Key West, Dr. Jason Pirozzolo and his team and are here to help. From broken bones to bruised egos, they’ve seen it all—and they will get you patched up and back to enjoying your vacation in no time.
Stay safe out there. And remember: the chickens always win.
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Disclaimer: The scenario is based on true events; however, names, locations, and details have been altered to protect privacy.
